The biggest mistake I ever made in my life was not going through with killing myself when I was 12

animal-crossing:
“ veracrossing:
“ This is my favorite leap year quote.
”
reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year
”

animal-crossing:

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

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thatsyawholethanghuh:

meggory84:

tygermama:

4acesdave:

majorleaguebuttstuff:

airyairyquitecontrary:

newmodelminority:

insideguppysworld:

antinwo:

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws

Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly.

✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽

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enthusiasticstarprincess:
“ orcgirls:
“Tavern by Benjamin Masi
”
Benjamin I don’t know you but wherever you are just know that I love you
”

enthusiasticstarprincess:

orcgirls:

Tavern by Benjamin Masi

Benjamin I don’t know you but wherever you are just know that I love you

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followthebirds:

pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

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lickthemagaindeacy:

beaky-peartree:

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

FUCK

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spobforpresident:

crim-bat:

I’m not sorry

this is my favorite Star Wars post

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madelinegxvx:

1dietcokeinacan:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Our sweet rescue baby Ruby Jane, comforting one of my foster kitties as he’s getting a bath❤️ It’s the sweetest. Enjoy!“

Video/caption by Stephanie Vice - SPCA Florida

This changed my life

i am full on crying

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grapezuniverse:

zootycoon:

tender moment playing minecraft song for my buddy edd

This is the first thing I see on tumblr today, blessed.

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